📄 I Was Told There Would Be Extraction
Start your mcwaddams journey (homepage)

“You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair they made the Jews wear.”
We don’t require 37 pieces of flair like Brian. Just the minimum — but we encourage expressing yourself.
Click the flair counter in the bottom-right corner of any page to see your collection. Badges are earned by spending 15+ seconds reading each page.
📄 I Was Told There Would Be Extraction
Start your mcwaddams journey (homepage)
🔴 Basement Dweller
Learn about Milton and the legacy documents
🖨️ PC Load Letter
Successfully install mcwaddams
☕ Case of the Mondays
Complete the quick start guide
📋 TPS Report Expert
Read the complete tools reference
👔 The Bobs Approved
Understand the architecture
📝 Did You Get The Memo?
Check the test dashboard
😮 O Face
Witness the torture test results
🔴 I Have Your Stapler
Find the credits and attributions
🎲 Jump to Conclusions
Complete your first extraction tutorial
📊 Spreadsheet Survivor
Master table extraction
🎖️ 37 Pieces of Flair
Discover the flair leaderboard
🎬 Cinema Enthusiast
Explore the Office Space gallery
Collect all 13 pieces of flair. Brian from accounting has 37, but we only ask for the minimum.
“We need to talk about your flair…”
Image: Chotchkie’s Bar & Grill, © 20th Century Fox